Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

The Indian said to the American, 'You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.'

The American said, 'Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.

After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

Legally, now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grand-mother. 

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my fathers'  brother and so he is my uncle.

Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my fathers' son, my brother, is my grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And, you say you have family  problems!'

The Indian fainted.