1. A  Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man  tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are  CLOSED. 2.  One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before  Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD, After Marriage - Drink whenever you  are HAPPY 3.  Three FASTEST means of Communication :  1.  Tele-Phone 2.  Tele-Vision  3.  Tell to Woman  Need  still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE. 4.  Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends. 5. A  man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and  Best Woman. Next  moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral  : BE SPECIFIC 6.  What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ? It  is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends. 7.  Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest. They  see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should  KILL him. Ant  2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we  will just  throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE  him because  he is ALONE and we are FOUR. 8.  If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your  life. 9.  Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their  MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE. 10.  Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

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