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Prison and Job, which is better ?

IN PRISON  - you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell . AT WORK - you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..   IN PRISON - you get three meals a day (free). AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .   IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.   IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you .. AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself . IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.   IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK  you can not even speak to your family and friends.   IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. AT WORK You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.   Humm? Which Sounds Better? So what are you waiting for......... Go ahead...and Kill your boss

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Self Appraisal

Have a Great day ahead! Please find below a story about self appraisal... Very interesting... A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in phone number. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation: Boy: "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn? Woman: (at the other end of the phone line): "I already have someone to cut my lawn." (Which obviously the store owner did not hear) Boy: "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." Woman: I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn. Boy: (with more perseverance) : "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all the country." Woman: No, thank you. With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy. Store Owner: "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job." Boy: "No thanks, Store Owner: But you were really pleading for one. Boy: No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!" This is what we call "Self Appraisal"