Siri Vs Siri - Siri is Apple iPhone voice assistant and this video shows two phones talk each other. [Via MakeUseOf]

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day, the kids show up and they saw the sign which read, "Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide." The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer's sign. When the farmer returned,he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons are missing, but the sign next to his read, "Now there are two!"

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Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian said to the American, 'You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.' The American said, 'Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. Legally, now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grand-mother.  More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my fathers'  brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my fathers' son, my brother, is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And, you say you have family  problems!' The Indian fainted.

IN PRISON  - you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell . AT WORK - you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..   IN PRISON - you get three meals a day (free). AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .   IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.   IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you .. AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself . IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.   IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK  you can not even speak to your family and friends.   IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. AT WORK You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.   Humm? Which Sounds Better? So what are you waiting for......... Go ahead...and Kill your boss